Job Interviews By CD
I have been applying for job after job
Even for ones where I repair doorknobs
But I always got knock backs for every job I applied for
It left me crying and rolling around on the floor.
Then one day I got a letter and it said that I had an interview
What to do next I didn’t have a clue
So I asked one of my friends what to do
He told me to have a shave, get some nice clothes and a new hairdo.
I get my letter and double check the time and date
So I will not be late
When I arrive at my interview I see a lot of people waiting their go
As I sit down to wait time just seems to go so slow.
I start to get nervous as my name is called out I get up, go in and sit down
I have to remember not to frown
They ask me why do you want to work here
I say for the experience but I am thinking to get money for beer.
They say do you have any questions for me
All I can think of is are the uniforms free
I don’t know what I was worried about
If I get the job then I won’t have to be a layabout.
As I sit waiting for the phone to ring
I am not afraid of job interviews any more! I sing
All of a sudden the phone rings and I think it might be them to tell me about the job
The person on the other end says sorry you were unsuccessful this time and I start to sob.