Jokes Sourced By Michael
The weirdest laws around the world
China: It is illegal for adult children to not visit their parents often; they are also required to tend to their parent’s spiritual needs.
Iowa: It is illegal for a man with a moustache to kiss a woman in public.
Vermont: A wife needs the husband’s permission to wear false teeth.
Utah: You can marry your cousin, but only if you are both over 65. Also a husband is responsible for his wife’s actions as long as he is with her at the time of said actions.
Hong Kong: there’s a law that allows a wife to kill her husband if she finds him cheating, however she must kill him with her bare hands.
Florida: It’s illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday.
Switzerland: it’s illegal to flush a toilet after 10pm.
Norway: There is a law that protects all female dogs and cats from being spayed, only male dogs/cats can be neutered and an ancient law still exist that obliges all Norwegians to go out on expeditions to rape and plunder at least once every 5 years.
Garden of Eden
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm, muses the Brit. They must be British. Nonsense, the Frenchman disagrees. They’re naked and so beautiful. Clearly they are French. No clothes, no shelter, the Russian points out, they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.
A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife. She said, “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter. “Dear wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That’s where I hid all the gold.” A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. “You wouldn’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the whole back garden.” The prisoner wrote another letter. “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce!”